Some quotes I just made up while lunching today...if you put them on t-shirts, do send me some royalty!!
If marriages are made in heaven, who the hell imports them to earth.
If marriages are made in heaven, they really fail at 6-sigma (or they really fail at quality testing)
Maybe marriages are made in heaven, but I need production support down here! :)
I think now I know that love exists. From quantum physics, every particle has an anti-particle. If this can be extended to emotions, and since I know for sure hatred exits, so its anti particle love must also exist.
I don't understand emotions, they are neither particle, nor wave (or both).
Don't tell me you are not gay! I know you get fucked by your boss everyday.
I am not gay, my boss is straight!
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hahahaha.... I cudn't stop laughing :D
ReplyDeletecool....thanks.... i just wrote what's going through my mind :)
ReplyDeleteROFL....but applying the principles of quality and quantum physics to love and marriage ain't going to make them any simpler :P
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