Saturday, June 19, 2010

Random Quotes

Some quotes I just made up while lunching today...if you put them on t-shirts, do send me some royalty!!

If marriages are made in heaven, who the hell imports them to earth.

If marriages are made in heaven, they really fail at 6-sigma (or they really fail at quality testing)

Maybe marriages are made in heaven, but I need production support down here! :)

I think now I know that love exists. From quantum physics, every particle has an anti-particle. If this can be extended to emotions, and since I know for sure hatred exits, so its anti particle love must also exist.

I don't understand emotions, they are neither particle, nor wave (or both).

Don't tell me you are not gay! I know you get fucked by your boss everyday.

I am not gay, my boss is straight!

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Do you live with passion?

Do you spend every waking moment thinking about just a very few goals you have set for your self? Are you full of positivity, dream of a gleaming future ahead and think of all setbacks as just another challenge to over come to reach your life goal?

Backing up a little, to achieve such state of orientation, you first need to have figured out what you really want in life. Do you feel jealous of seeing someone working in a career which you think is more cooler than yours? Do you feel jealous of others material possessions or living standard? Do you feel negative about yourself just because you are not like the ones you envy? - Then you haven't really found your passion or you are hiding behind false reasons to stop yourself from following the goals you really care about.

Did you always wanted to be a writer but have ended up in a dead end IT job? Are you more concerned about a monthly pay check to pay the bills or are you more concerned about the precious time of your life slipping by doing something you never wanted?

Do you think that your situation is hopeless and that you can never achieve what you really want?

I know you have long hours at job, and you come home tired, but did you ever try to spend time for your hobbies later in night rather than just watching TV, sleeping or chatting up with your so called girl friend?

Do you think spending a few hours a day won't take you where you want to be? But have you ever thought how much you can achieve by following this routine day by day for months or years?

Can you ever free yourself from the cycle of paying bills and the wait for monthly checks and do what you were intended to always?

There is always a way...all you need is to take a step forward, and then another, and then another and never retrace them back, just because it became too darn hard!

You may pay with sweat and blood, but you will earn that eternal satisfaction after all!